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Oh dear god. We actually won it. What now Ibracadebra!! Epic win. Its hard to believe that its only been two years since this rare period of inter domination begin. Hopefully the natural order of the world will return and Milan and Juve will be once again kicking Inters blue and black arse. At least the nerazzuri are still shit in the champions league. Yeah, 7 times biotch you can't touch this :p. *sigh* we are so deliciously talented sometimes. And its a million times better against Inter scum.

I feel very accomplished. I got an A on a math quiz, was the first one to tell Karrie happy birthday, studied for a math eoct, and went running for the first time in about 4 months. Yay me.

I don't think I'll ever get over how amazing Pretty. Odd. is. I've been so obsessed. Fanfics where Ryro is abused are pretty much the best kind. I wish Davey Havok was my mom. I just realized that I only like Jade with his blonde hair. Without it he's really annoying. I believe that is all. Oh yeah and my computer is broken. Posting from an iPod is difficult.

karalushka: bong?
IAmTheWalrus6691: bong.
karalushka: bong....

Best conversation ever. 

Oh my god. That game is staying on my Tivo forever. I gave up hope both times Arsenal scored and switched over to scrubs. I'm a total wuss. I would HATE to be Stevie G taking that PK. That man does so well under pressure! I would probably have a heart attack in that situation. Torres was marvelous as usual. All I ask in this years CL is that Man U doesn't win it. Brother 7 would never shut up. Liverpool won't make it to the final, having to play the second leg away. If it was at home, I would be so confident I wouldn't even feel the need to watch the game. But alas, we're screwed. Maybe it'll be Barca. I wouldn't mind that too much. It'll be Man U though. *sigh*

I saw Greg at my brother's game today. It was tres depressing. As much as I hate to say it, I do miss him. I doubt he'd say the same about me. I like to consider myself his favorite friend's little sister, though. Oh you're jealous, I know. It's hard to believe it's only been 6 months since he moved to Canada! He has a fohawk now, hehe. Carolyn's gonna be so jealous that I talked to him; she thinks he's smexxi.

So the one time we actually win a game and Ricardo AND Pato score FSC decided to not show the game. They showed Livorno or soem pointless team like that instead. I am very mad about this. But Man U are out of the FA Cup! I haven't gotten a chance to rub it in brother 7's face yet, but I shall. The Chelsea game was amazing, what an upset! It's starting to look like it'll be a final with no premiership teams. That woudl be so amazing.

I'm bored so I'm gonna make a to-do list. Because that'll be a lot more fun than actually doing the things that I need to do.

-Pack for the trip. Which Taylor and her pessimism have made me totally unexcited about.
-Do laundry. Blech.
-Go to the mall and buy a bigger purse. I found like the vutest tote ever invented earlier. It was on the Forever 21 site. It's really big, black and white stripes with a big black bow on the side. If they don't have it at the store I might cry.
-Start that book my mom is telling me to read. The Secret Life of Bee's or something weird like that.
-Finish my Harry Potter parody chapter on fanfiction.net.
-Go to Borders and buy Impulse and Glass. Ellen Hopkins equals do much love.
-Get some more pepcid. This heartburn is killing my soul.
-See if Brother 1's wall charger still works.
-Define like a million words for Language Arts.
-Actually do my math homework for like the first time ever.
-Tivo Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
-Get brows waxed.
-Mani/Pedi
-Look for Karrie's cellphone.
-Make Taylor finish the Other Boleyn girl so we can talk about how weird and incestuous it was.

I believe that is all, so now I shall be off to bed. Ciao!

Meera, Carly, and I are doing the french video project together. And our skit is going to be so amazing the class will not even be able to handle it. It's pretty much Zoolander en francais. I'm Derek, Carly's Hansel and Meera's Mugatu.

I'm sure half of the french stuff makes no sense as I couldn't be arsed to put in all the accents and my french grammar is really really ridiculously bad.  I knwo you're so jealous though Taylor :p

The Georgia trip is next Tuesday so I need to make a list of stuff to pack. Which I shall do. Right now.


Yay. And soemhow I shall fit all this in an old soccer bag by Tuesday. What fun.

American Idol is so good this year! Danny... oh my god so cute! I loved his little head shake thing at Simon so much. That performance was not a disaster! Not his best, but it was still okay. Simon's so mean. And hot. I mean dayum for a middle aged dude he is smexxi!! Oh my god I hate Paula so fking much! Blah, so annoying. David Archuleta has gotten a bit annoying. I loved him at first but now, I dunno. Michael Johns is tres awesome. God, that accent! I'm such a sucker for an accent. Simon you better like Danny tomorrow night!

That show is so amazing it makes my eyes bleed when I watch it.  Mostly from Wentworths hotness.  Oh god when he does that sexy stare thign, I have seizures.  But LJ!  Oh my god, so cute!  I am totally in love with scenes with LJ and Lincoln.  They are just too cute for words!  And Wentworth, have I mentioned he's quite the delicious fellow?  There's a scene, in Tweener, where he's in the shower.  Oh yes, the shower.  It pretty much made my life.  Until T Bag walked in!  I don't really want to see a 50 year old pedophile in the shower!  I'm pretty much traumatized from that.  As far as priosn break fanfictions goes, there is waaaaaaaaaaay too much Sara/Michael.  I get it, they're in love and perfect for each other and all that annoyign bullshit but no.  Not every freaking fic has to be about them.  Whata bout Lincoln?  I'm sure he'd like to have a few about him too, but noooo all you can think about is MiSa.  It sickens me.  Oh and LJ?Linc or LJ/Michael is so lawl-worthy.  And disturbign.  But mostly hilarious. 

Oh and other stuff.

Waaaaaay back when we had the talent show, me Kappy, and Karrie walked to Kroger to get some ramen.  So we were walking back and waiting at the street-crossy thing when this guy leans out his window and yells "HEY YOU LITTLE SLUTS, FUCK YOU!".  We all kind of just stared at him for a few seconds and finally I yelled, "FUCK YOU" back at him but I don't think he heard.  :[.  We didn't even look like sluts that day!  Like Karrie and Kappy never look like sluts, and I was wearing my ho boots, but it was with jeans so I wasn't killing people woth my whore-itude.  It was really weird.  The guy was quite delicious though.

Abby, Kappy, and Taya went to the Cobra concert on friday without me *sob*.  But they brought me pins so that's happy.  

My brithday is on Friday!  Yay!

OH MAI GAWD!  Poor Duckie!  I really hope it's not broken, that would be so full of fail.  It looked bad.  Hopefully he'll be back in time for Arsenal.  Oh shit, Arsenal.  I have been supressing the thought of that game.  And my other red boys have Inter!  This does not make me happy.  Nope it does not.  Knowing the AC Milan site, we won't actually find out how bad it is for like 3 more days.  Maybe I'm retarded and it's nopt that bad.  I have no idea what it looks like when someone's ankle breaks.  Ew oh my god, Cisse's leg breaking was so nasty it is not even funny.  Yea, got off topic there for a second.  Poor duckie!   

Be prepared: I am about to whine about everything that has gone wrong this week. Okay on to the whiney two year oldness:

1. I binged. ALOT. Like usually I slip up once a week and even then it's not all that bad, I just don't eat for a day and then I'm good. FOUR TIMES this week. The last one was today, and I was supposed to be fasting today. There was extra food out in French class though, and who can resist mini crap pie thingys, eclair-ish stuff, and weird little cupcakey things of goodness?

2. I purged, not as much as I should have. I did it yesterday and only got a little bit up, hence the fasting today. Today I slipped up again and got about half of it up. I'm back to just two pounds less than when I started this fking diet. Blah at the world.

3. Overeating=self-hatred and self-hatred=cutting. My thighs look like a I was getting head from Edward Scissorhands. I miss wearing shorts. :[. (btw, thank you for your comment on my other entry drunken0heart, I threw away my razor that goes really deep.  I'm still using my shaving razor but it doesn't go as deep.  It's progress i think :])

4. Dr. G was a bitch about my ho outfit yesterday. She needs to go places.

5. I CAN'T GO TO THE CONCERT. D: I was going to stalk Gabe and possibly rape his feet. Now Kappy and Taya are going without me and I just know they will be in like the very front and have many Gabe-foot-raping opportunities.

6. My ipod is making the dead face at me. The one where it shows a little ipod on the screen with like x's for eyes and a frowny face. The first time I saw that I laughed so much. That was before I remembered it meant Karl was broken. No of course I don't name my ipods after Dream Team characters *shifty eyes*. Karl was my old ipod so I suppose it doesn't matter really but still. Wah.

7. I missed both American Idols and my technology retarded mother didn't tivo them. People said they weren't that good, so whatever I guess.

8. I lost my vanilla cookies jacket at soccer. Hopefully the weather will be pretty warm from now on, cause Phyllis is totally anal about wearing jackets. Karrie was so sad when I told her I lost it, XD.

9. People are coming over for the Superbowl. I hate that. American football in is stupid, but I watch the Superbowl. I'll watch pretty much any big sporting event. I know I'm going to eat just about the whole world on Sunday. I have no self control.

10. He has a facebook. And I can't friend him on there cause he'd be like what zee fook. So yeah. That sucks. 

I was a total ho today. I wore my grey layer-y shirt, denim skirt, argyle socks, and fringey weirdness boots. If I had braided my hair and worn my huge silver loop ho earrings I would have officially been a slutbag. Yay.

We got the letters for the chorus trip today. I'll probably fail the sight reading test and not be able to go.

I ate chocolate today. It was stotally sad. Nobody forced me too either! There was just a dove dark choclate bar laying there in the kitchen. I couldn't help it, I looooooooooooove dark chocolate and dove's the best! I hate me. It was only one square though. Still, bleh.

Superbowl is this Sunday. My uncle Bob and Aunt Sue are coming over. He's not actually my uncle but that's what we're supposed to call him apparently. My unlce, John, got some disease like 8 years ago and he died last year. maybe the year before that, I don't really remember. It was two years ago I think. So Aunt Sue started going out with Bob who has a son who is HER AGE. And people think I'M a ho-bag. Seriously, how awkward must that be? They started going out officially like a minth after Uncle John died, but everyone in the family knows there was something going on before he died. Yea, so Bobs old. And annoying. The point of this little rant is I DO NOT WANT THEM COMING OVER ON SUNDAY. Okay I'm done beign a two year old now. Anyway, my diet is totally screwed. I always stuff my face during the game and we have bbq sandwhiches which are OMGYUMMYDELICIOUSNESS. kay that's all, ciao!

oh and while I'm talking about the relatives: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE5D8153EF932A1575BC0A961948260 <-- he is another one of my uncles.

They made me eat it. At lunch. I hate them ever so much.

Went shopping with Carly, Taylor and Carolyn. I spent all of my money AGAIN, so I'll have to wait till next month to buy my Zoolander shirt. I have zero self control. I bought 4 kinds of lip gloss, all of which will look hideous on me. They taste good though. I shall have to resist the urge to lick my lips every three seconds when I'm wearing them. We went to Delia's and I got sweatpants. I happen to be wearing them right now. They're black with a blue checkered heart on the upper thighish part. Taylor made me crawl under the dressing room door and unlock it. I hate you Teelor. Yep... and some argyle socks. They hide the cuts on my ankles nicely(also why I bought the sweatpants) and I suppose they're cute.. I have no idea what to wear them with. I guess black flats and a denim mini skirt. I sorta feel like a grandma in them. I should have gotten the bright colors. Carly got some too, hers are cuter than mine. *jealousy* Yea.. I'm fasting today because I totally binged on cookies last night. I don't even get hungry anymore, I just get cravings. I lost 3 pounds this week. Yay..

I hate my computer so very much. I just posted this and right when I was setting my mood(amused if you were wondering) my internet died. Needless to say, I am no longer amused.

Anyway, what I was posting about in the first place, I was cruising the interwebs and found this site called morphthing.com. You take celebs faces(or register and upload your own pictures) and morph them together into one face. 'Tis quite fun. I've done Crissy the Chipmunk and my dearest Ricardo.



They so rudely refused to upload my Nesta and Maldini pictures. Think of what a pretty face they'd make. *sigh*

I'm giving myself a makeover this summer.  First, I'm cutting/dying my hair.  Currently, it's like forever and a day long and this dumb golden color.  Here, color chart! http://www.bodyofgrace.com/art/HerbavitaColorChart.jpg   My hair right now is a little lighter than the light blonde color,  Which is so not blonde, stupid hair color chart.  I was going to dye it Honey Blonde or Roman Sunset, but Taylor tells me that would make me look disgusting.  So, I'm going to go Light Copper Blonde all over with Copper Blonde and Honey Blonde highlights.  Right now my hair is down to like.. my boobs.  Shut up there are no other.. body landmarks in that general area.  I really have these awesome sidebangs that come liek all the way across my face and get longer, but I'm lazy so i put the short ones over to the other side and it just looks like I have really short layers aroudn my chin.  I'm probably getting http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/gallery/medium/a76.html that hairstyle.  Okay, I must tear myself away from searching hair pics.  

Ciao.